Insanely Sane

I just made one..

DERP!

Openly, i can say i have never been so sure about anything in my entire life, nor have i ever thought that i could make sense of what i am about to tell you now. 

For a good time now, i have been thinking and scratching my head trying to find logics to WHY i am the way i am, and how i cannot really see any use for what others call useful. But now i can safely say i have the answer:

I’m simple.

That’s it.
There is no complicated story to this, but i will elaborate.

Concider a comfortable livingroom. You feel at home, you can sit down and have a cup of coffee and lean back in your comfy Lay-Z-Boy and the world will be a better place for you as you switch on your giant-ass LED-powered flatscreen to watch Dr. Phil adress people that are far worse off than you will ever be in your entire, happy life.

Me?
If i was to have a LITTLE piece of that livingroom, small enough so i could lay across it and touch the oposite walls with the top of my head and the tip of my toes, i would create myself a little haven with some tall chairs, blankets and pillows. A nice little light and then a good book.. And i’d be happy there. 

Of course i am distracted from doing so because i have the modern comforts brainwashing me with its glory, BUT… If i was robbed of all my belongings, guess how i’d feel?

I’d still be happy, because what they cant take, is my happiness.
of course, i’d go off to become a monk of some sort.. That is if i lost my girlfriend too, but if i didnt, i’d move there with her instead.

What i’m saying is that life is too short to be held up by the comfort of idleness.
Enjoying the little things may be a clichè thing to say, but trust me when i say:

Embrace them. Because come dark times, those are all we’ve got. 

Being as lazy, fat and unimaginative as my good self, i am constantly plagued by distorted thoughts in my brain. 

They come in any form, mostly in the form that drives me the most insane with artisting flow. But when it comes to putting it on paper…

Just to say: It’s as fullfilling as a Don Bleuth film. It all ends in tears. 

But here it is. 
The poem of today… The very foundation  of this post…
THE reason to why i am sitting here bitching my ass off because god knows i cant make it go away in any other way.

“A travel through unwanting eyes
A cast reflection of redemption.
Sorted thoughts with trivial lies
Composing melodies.
Through ears of hope the bells chime
Melancholy, bitter-sweet.
Where shadows linger in a dusted corner
of time left untouched.
Do not think i blame you
I’m merely the source,
The source of the pitch black depth,
that hole we call ‘freedom’.

True, there is something there
We all think so.
It’s the effect of the mass,
What they believe.
But they have to remember that we’re alone,
Even if we don’t know it.
For there’s no better company
than the hole one dug for himself in sheer fear of losing it.
But save this one thought
The one we anxiously cling onto.
There is no life
There is no ‘we’
It’s just what is
Just as it was.”

Yeah, crappy,  i know, but feel free to comment if ya bother.
On beforehand:
Thanks! 

Since it is now official that i have a job in a kindergarden, allow me to point out a few things about it:

Point 1: It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it.
Point 2: Exhausting as f***.
Point 3: I get alot of exercise. Having one kid on each arm the whole day does that.
Point 4: Im sick because of it

And last but not least;

Point 5: I could not be happier about it.

True, the hours are long, and the energy loss is contributing to me going to bed at an unnecessarily early hour..
But it’s an honest days work, and i am loving it. Being unemployed and then finally getting this gig…

You just appreciate life more, man.

I feel philosophic in a way when i think about this, when i then think about the little things in life we all take for granted. 

Some people just dont stop to smell the flowers in life, they simply walk past… Or worse, they pluck it and try to gene-manipulate it to make something better.

I say we all should take some time for ourselves and think about how life is passing us, and how we’re missing all the good stuff as it goes.

But it’s never too late to start.

So i speak for myself, and a million other people who don’t even read this blog entry, when i say:

“Get the f*** off the computer and live, motherf***er!”

That is all. 

I believe in many things.

I believe in astronauts landing on the moon.
I believe in the weather.
Hell, i even believe that there are ghosts!
But i do not believe in God.

Some people think this way, and we all choose to believe stuff, and the reason why God and ghosts are so different is because I believe that we can actually SEE ghosts.
And yes, i know:
God created ghosts.
God created everything around you.
GOD created ME!

Tell you what there, Mr. All-Up-In-HIS-Ass: 
Prove it.
No, seriously, shove God right in my face without the use of any images, books or nonsense. Give me the fuckin real thing, THEN i will believe in Him. THEN i will accept him as a actual being that created the heavens and the earth.

I wont stand by while you fill my head with shit you can’t even prove, so if you like it, thats fine by me, but i dont need it.

Everyone are free to believe what they want. If the world thought stuff like that, maybe we’d have peace just once inbetween ourselves. 

And for the note: If i wanted to follow something to believe in, i’d be a buddhist monk by now! XD

Hello, everybody! I am back, and i am very sorry for not posting alot of blog entries!

Ya see, i have the habit of creating blogs and then writing a few entries, then never writing again.

But i want this to change, and so i am indeed gonna post. Oh, how i am going post ;)

But to the main subject: This weekend.

Ok, so the weekend has been like weekends most, but with one difference: I was home alone! 

SO, that gave me time to do stuff i want to, like playing guitar loudly while playing harmonica and annoying the heck out of my dear close neighbours, talking to my girlfriend till very late and also having a friend over. Prob was, we went to bed at 06:00 AM, and woke up at about 05:00 PM. Yep, hardcore sleep taken to the max. Thats how we roll! XD

And i noticed something weird as i vaccumed the floor today… It isnt as messy around here as before when i was home alone! :O I think i need therapy.

Anyway, thats more or less my weekend, and i am going to start with this new thing, which is im going to ask a question, and you can answer it more or less how you want to, and then i post the best answers in my next entry!

The question is: Why are YOU here?

Also, if you want to help make this an even more Ray William Johnson lookalike, send me videos so i may rain down with my judgement and comments about them, you choose! :D

So thats it for me!

I’m Jack
And you’re not! XD

- Women and men have a free right to speak up… Unless a comet comes.. Then we’re all f***ed.
Jack Pedersen, Chapter WhoGivesAFuck, Verse AboutThisCrap 

So, i was sitting here, thinking how i would survive if… you got it: If a Zombie-Apocalypse occurred. Well, i give things alot of careful thought, and then i consult the closest i can find to the truth, and my advice is to follow this book!

In this book, there are steps to take, places to go to, not to go to, what weapons to use, how to make yourself comfortable in such a situation. 

I find this book quite amusing as well as fascinating, that one man actually took time to think through a whole survival guide for something that hasn’t occurred yet. And i know, it might seem wrong of me, but i kind of hope that some day, there will be such an event, because i would rule the herd!

The Plan

Ok, so here is how i would do if i was caught in the middle of a zombie massacre:

As soon as i’d get the feel of something going on, or if i’d see people running down streets screaming and waving their arms around like wound-shot cows, i’d flick on the news, get the info about where the outbreaks are worst and set up a plan. In my hometown, there isnt a whole lot of places to go, but first things first:

I’d get the closest object i could use as a weapon, and in this case, my sharpened Machete (Yes, i have a machete for just such occations.) And also remember, guns are good, but melee weapons don’t have to be reloaded, and they dont run out of ammo!

Then, with the little training i’d have and the knowledge of the whereabouts of police, army-forces and zombies, i’d get a car, drive off to check if people i know are alright, assuming phonelines are jammed, even the cellphone-lines.

Then, if i’d find people, i’d ask if they had any weapons available for further protection, and also, if they do have it, provisions, and then i mean canned food that lasts. If not, a quick trip to a mall to get stuff is not a bad idea, but more about that later.

Then we’d travel off to find the nearest and strongest possible two-floored house. Check for survivors and/or remaining zombies in the house. Make a shelter up in the second floor, find a ladder, destroy the stairs and use the ladder for going up and down, seeing as zombies cant climb, and also wouldn’t have the option, since we’d take the ladder away when up there. Safety first, everyone!

Then for the provisions. Obviously, we’d have a short stock, so we’d need to find some more food, and malls are always stuffed with it, BUT! The danger of getting attacked in big places are bigger than getting attacked in small places where you have everything under supervision. So, small-time stores is WAY safer, and easier to search! Grab anything of dry food, canned food, frozen food and all that. THen rush back to the shelter and STAY THERE! And for the love of crap, do NOT at any time, have any light on at night. Unnecessary attention is worth avoiding! 

Also, IF you have to travel somewhere, make sure you travel light! Only pack necessary stuff, food, one change of clothes, a compass, map and flashlight. Mostly what you need, anyway! Also, make sure you have on clothes that are tight, and that your hair is cut short. Might be uncomfortable, but i’d rather be uncomfortable than dead!

Oh, and if you have some time and energy to it, bring some games to the shelter you have set up. Things can get boring after a while. 
And always be prepared to be on the move. Remember, no place is safe. Just safer!

Well, i think thats mostly what i have to say. Any suggestions to how you’d do things, just send to me a comment in the “Ask” section found at the top of the page, and i will take any advice and comment you have on this!

Thank you for reading this, and hopefully you will be a lil bit more prepared for the first ever Zombie-disaster that will at some point maybe come our way!

This is Jack, saying:
Stay Insanely Sane!
*Smooches screen*